Tue, 2 June 2009 Doing things right is way over-rated. Fucking shit up is the way of the future. Who knew that Idiocracy was a documentary? |
Mon, 18 May 2009 Another show closer to Jake's impending murder. |
Sun, 3 May 2009 Mystery ingredients, black > gay, and thou shalt not drive slower than the fucking speed limit. |
Sun, 26 April 2009 Calling your wife "The Queen Bitch of I Told You So" is perfectly acceptable after she "love taps" your nuts. |
Sun, 5 April 2009 Leading the revolution against shitty kids and asshole dogs. |
Fri, 3 April 2009 Weddings: A big waste of everybody's time. |
Tue, 21 October 2008 Every vote counts as we reach out to the listeners to settle this dispute. |
Mon, 1 September 2008 Jake's thug antics lead to a near miss at a themed restaurant and a possibly misleading dinner story. Fortunately, Lara is around to set the record straight. |
Sun, 10 August 2008 Jake may spend a little more money than he should, but Lara is a big bully who is mean to the whole world. Take that, bitch. |
Sun, 27 July 2008 This show's topics include, but are not limited to, roofers, garage/estate sales, and a horny ass cat. Insert the F-word accordingly to comply with Lara's vernacular. |
Sun, 18 May 2008 A snake tragedy, a threatened lawsuit, malfunctioning home office equipment, makeshift cat chew toys, and somehow Jake is to blame for it all. |
Sun, 27 April 2008 It's been a rocky few months, but we finally pulled out the mics. |
Mon, 16 July 2007 Decrepit cat, dumb-ass snake, dead bunnies, and suicidal fish. It's like the animal channel, only retardeder. |
Tue, 26 June 2007 Jake visits church in an inebriated condition and Lara has a semi-broken finger. In addition, our secret of marital survival: bicker like a motherfucker. |
Sun, 17 June 2007 Leigh is back and Lara is disagreeing with Jake....again. We talk about fucking banks, estranged ex-husbands, weight loss, and some disgusting medical shit. |
Sun, 3 June 2007 PMS, OCD, kleptomania, anxiety....holy shit, we are fucked up. |
Sun, 27 May 2007 Leigh is in the house, rock on. It's been awhile since our topics have gotten x-rated, but we more than make up for it in this show. Threesomes, double-ended dildos, erotic vampire novels, we've got it all. |
Sat, 19 May 2007 Another missed show? What the fuck? Lara and Jake really need to learn to handle thier alcohol a bit better. Either that or quit drinking altogether......ummm....no....that ain't gonna happen. This week: crackhead squirrels, our friend David from Myspace, and Jake cheats death. |
Sun, 6 May 2007 Bitch, Asshole, .....Pshh.....Ffff......Shhh.....Pfff. |
Tue, 24 April 2007 Jake discovers that mixing Vicodin and microbrews leaves him feeling "So Fuckin' Lost." |
Sun, 15 April 2007 Jake and Lara discuss their secrets of romance, or lack thereof. |
Sun, 8 April 2007 Reptile geeks hated our very first YouTube contribution, but fuck 'em. They, along with a few others need to be punched in the face. Also, Jake - 1; kitchen sink - 0. |
Tue, 3 April 2007 Jake feels like a big man around little rat dogs, and finds a way to answer the age old question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?" |
Sun, 25 March 2007 Lara's voice is back to normal, but she was unable to bring herself to have her pre-show libations after last show's incident. We talk about our Halloween props, Lara's hair removal treatment, and how corporal punishment didn't teach us a goddamn thing. |
Sun, 18 March 2007 What happens when a borderline midget woman consumes a little too much vodka and Red Bull? The title says it all. |
Sun, 4 March 2007 Is 7-11 food really that bad? Lara thinks so. Jake also shares his feelings about other peoples kids. |
Mon, 26 February 2007 The Sex Expo is here. We also talk about the BK Quad challenge, our first Denver apartment, and how our daughter is cuter than yours. |
Tue, 20 February 2007 We probably share way too much on this show. |
Tue, 20 February 2007 Lara shows just how much she likes squirrels and Jake was supposed to edit something out of the show. |
Tue, 20 February 2007 Lara doesn't have a wedding ring, Jake is checking out women at the beauty salon, and The Illusionist may or may not suck. |
Mon, 19 February 2007 An introduction to Jake and Lara as they discuss work, Joaquin, squirrels, pussy, and dead pussy. |
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